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Admiral & a Chief

#1
[h=6]A CPO and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The admiral shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a brothel!"

The CPO turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
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#4
Admirals daughter falls in love with a 3 badge stoker and they decide to get hitched.
The admiral gives his blessing on one condition.
He tells his daughter 'What ever you do , don't let him have it the other way'
She promises him she wil make sure he doesn't .
Several years later whilst lying in bed she turns to her husband and says
'Jack, just for once can we try it the 'other' way?
He blurts out 'What , and have bleeding kids!